18 Basketball ghosts and Tangmen shrew

In the small box of a Cantonese restaurant, these four best friends who sleep together have gathered together for a big meal again.This time, it wasn't that Ye Hongyu did something bad again, but to celebrate the publication of Mo Shanshan's paper. this internationalTop conference papers, plus GPA still full marks, plus outstanding in the National Modeling ContestAward, should apply to the new Ivy League school in the United States is not a problem.

A few chattering girls kept talking while eating. However, the protagonist of today's topic is notMo Shanshan, but Ye Hongyu and Xu Yi, because everyone thinks Ye Hongyu is too reserved, too unladylike.

Since having a substantial relationship with Xu Yi, Ye Hongyu's pranks towards Xu Yi have increased significantly.In the face of Mo Shanshan and Tang Xiaotang's reprimand, he always said nonchalantly, "It's okay, just sleep with him for a while,"Tmall Girl lamented very much that Xiaoyu had become the second most cheeky person in the dormitory at the speed of light.

If you have a debt, you have to pay it back. The direct consequence of the mischief is that the frequency of Ye Hongyu not returning home at night is obvious.increase, and the level of debt repayment is getting higher and higher. A few days ago, I went to eat shabu-shabu with a few people from the dormitory.There is a small hot pot in front of everyone. When Xu Yi went to choose the dishes, Ye Hongyu quickly took out aA small bag of chili powder was poured into Xu Yi's spicy pot. Only then did Mo Shanshan know that the chili powder she bought from Taobao was ground.It's for this. Later, after repeated questioning by Mo Shanshan, Ye Hongyu finally admitted that that night, sheIt was given to Xu Yi, and Xu Yi was shot in his mouth and swallowed. Moreover, Xu Yi went too far in that he shotHe fell asleep quickly after finishing it, as if he didn't think that the little fish beside him was still burning with lust.

Mo Shanshan lamented very much: "It's only been two or three months, you only have to do it with Xu Yi later, wait for you guys.After playing all the tricks, it's up to you to compensate Xu Yi for doing bad things. " Ye Hongyu smiled and did not speak.

Tang Xiaotang said with a smile: "It seems that Xu Yi is really a pet fish, no matter how much he is tossed, he will not be angry."Ye Hongyu was still smiling and smug.

Tmall Girl suddenly said: "I heard from a senior sister today that Xu Yi was completely different from before and now, and his personality was completely different.The difference is huge. Several people looked at her curiously, and Tmall Girl continued: "I heard that Xu Yi was very proud when he was a freshman.He had a fiery temper and said he often fought in high school. "

Tang Xiaotang nodded immediately: "I know this, not only in high school, but also in college. Chen Pippi just entered.After studying, I joined the college basketball team and played a friendly match with the management college. As a result, the two sides started fighting ten minutes before the game started.. At that time, Xu Yi was a sophomore and rushed to the front of the fight. Five people on the electronic side were beaten by one of them.Three, and one was knocked down by Chen Si. "

Tang Xiaotang paused for a moment: "However, Xu Yi didn't change because of Xiaoyu, Pippi said, Xu Yi was in the sophomore year.The basketball court disappeared for a long time, and when he returned to the court, his personality changed completely, and he suddenly appeared mature and temperamental.It has also become gentler. "

Mo Shanshan was a little curious: "At that time, Xu Yi and Chen Pippi fought more and more fiercely, I think Chen Pippi?He's a lot taller and looks like he's 50 pounds heavier. "

Tang Xiaotang shook his head: "Pippi is not an opponent at all, in that group fight, there were five people on the electronic field, PippiHe was the only one who didn't get knocked down, because he didn't even dare to go up. He told me that Xu Yi had definitely practiced professional style.Fighting, he knocked a person to the ground with two or three blows."

Ye Hongyu didn't seem to be interested in Xu Yi's past, and suddenly remembered something: "Tangtang, you and PipiWhat should I do? Pippi has been waiting for you here for almost half a year. "

Tang Xiaotang looked angrily: "Why is he waiting for me, if he doesn't leave, he will have nowhere to play basketball if he leaves CUHK!"

Chen Pippi is really a wonderful person. It has been half a year since he graduated, and he is still at CUHK.The appearance of everything appeared in front of Tang Xiaotang. It is said that although I got an offer from a famous British school, I didn't.I know what's wrong, the start time is very late, and the school will not start until after the winter vacation here.

Chen Pippi's undergraduate tutor was also a wonderful person. After failing to retain Chen Pippi to study with him in graduate school, he did notAnnoyed, knowing that Chen Pippi could not go abroad for the time being, he found a postgraduate dormitory for him to live in, and let him live in his own dormitory every day.Staying in the laboratory, doing what I want to do, by the way, I bring my graduate students of the same class to do projects.

So Chen Pippi stayed by Tang Xiaotang's side happily all the time. At this time, Ye Hongyu askedWhen he got up, Tang Xiaotang still looked a little distressed: "What can I do, I'm not like a mountain, I want to applyI can apply wherever, my grades can't get into any good universities in the UK, and, studying in the UK is so expensive, my parentsNot very rich either. "

"If you want to study abroad, don't go to the UK. In our major, except for the old beauty, they are all third world countries.It's a waste of life. " Ye Hongyu added, Mo Shanshan and Tmall Girl also nodded in agreement.

"Forget it, just wait for him in China for a few years. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry to marry." Tang Xiaotang was a little gloomyThis topic is over.

Two days later, in the afternoon, Ye Hongyu borrowed a few books from the library and carried them back to the dormitory. Tang XiaoTang is watching a college student interviewYe Hongyu frowned: "Look at what those useless things do,If you are not looking for a job, your grades will definitely be guaranteed. "

Tang Xiaotang shook his head: "I don't have to guarantee research anymore, Pippi received a very good offer,He is now hesitant to study in the UK. If he decides to stay, I am afraid that after graduation, I will go to the North with him.Beijing. "

Ye Hongyu looked at Tang Xiaotang and sighed: "Speaking of Pippi, do you know what Chen Pippi is doing now?"

Tang Xiaotang was a little puzzled: "Are you doing experiments in the laboratory?"

Ye Hongyu said angrily: "He is playing basketball! Xu Yi was also pulled over on the big weekend, otherwise Xu YiI should study with me in the library now! "

Tang Xiaotang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "It turns out that your boyfriend was taken away by my boyfriend,Hahaha, this is so funny. "

Ye Hongyu was very depressed: "Usually both of us are busy, so I finally have time on weekends, let him be in the pictureThe library accompanies me to read books, he actually said that he promised Pippi, and he can't go back on it, this guy who values ​​sex over friends! "

Tang Xiaotang laughed again, but was a little curious: "Is basketball so fun, a bunch of people are crowded in the basketGrab a ball below and get injured so easily. There is also volleyball. It rolls around on the ground. Look at the mountains.Playing free men, the knees are always blue. "

Ye Hongyu smiled hehe: "Shanshan's knees are not from volleyball."

Tang Xiaotang was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly said: "Xiaoyu, you have failed in your studies. After you have settled with Xu Yi, talk to you.It is much more yellow than Shanshan. "

Ye Hongyu continued to laugh, then opened Tencent Video on his mobile phone, found the NBA column, and casuallyI clicked on one of today's top five balls, and then brought it in front of Tang Xiaotang to watch it together.

"It's all dunks? Don't you think it's very interesting?" Tang Xiaotang said with a frown.

"I think it's pretty cool. Look at the slow motion of the last ball, it's like it's stopped in the air." Ye HongYu remembered the one-on-one affair between Xu Yi and Xiao Ma in Hangzhou, and continued: "I saw Xu Yi made a layup, but he didn't.I've seen him dunk, he must be handsome, right? "

Tang Xiaotang's eyes lit up: "Let's go down and have a look, I only saw Pippi play once, and he seems to be able to do it too.What about a dunk? "

Ye Hongyu clapped his hands: "Yes, he is so much taller than Xu Yi, so he can definitely buckle, and I heard Xu Yi say, skinPi played much better than him. "

Tang Xiaotang nodded: "It makes sense, I can't watch that video anyway, let's go down and see how they fight.Basketball. "

"Sister-in-law is good!"

Chen Pippi received a call from Tang Xiaotang, took the two of them to the basketball court, and introduced Tang Xiaotang to the golfersAt that time, everyone looked very respectful.

Tang Xiaotang kicked Chen Pippi in dissatisfaction: "Why are you calling me so ugly?Where am I like an elephant? "

In the laughter, Xu Yi introduced Ye Hongyu, but the rough people hesitated, most of them didn't.Speaking, only a few nods to say hello: "Hello, Junior Sister."

Ye Hongyu smiled and said to Xu Yi, "It turns out that you and Pippi are so different on the court, Tangtang.Here is the elephant's sister-in-law, and when you come to me, you are the junior sister. "

Xu Yi naturally knew what was going on, and was a little embarrassed, Chen Si laughed beside him: "These people are better than Xu Yi.Xiao, it doesn't matter if Xu Yi is called Brother Bird, it doesn't matter if the boys say swear words, but it's too inappropriate to call you Sister Bird. "

It turned out that Xu Yi's nickname on the court turned out to be this. Tang Xiaotang and Ye Hongyu laughed and bent over when they heard the words.

Tang Xiaotang laughed enough, and then said to Chen Pippi: "Today, Xiaoyu suddenly wanted to watch a dunk, and then I pulledWith her over here, you can dunk a few more when you play. "

Chen Pippi was a little depressed: "We are all playing half court, and there are so many people crowded at the basket, how can there be any chance?Dunk, and the only people in this group who can dunk casually today are me and Xu Yi. If you want to see, we will open the fieldLet Xu Yi deduct a few for you to see, he is handsome. "

Having said that, a group of people really avoided the whole half court, and then threw the ball to Xu Yi, Xu Yi did not refuse,After the dribble and the run-up, the hands dunked twice in a row, and the people around cheered, and Tang Xiaotang and Ye Hongyu also clapped their hands.applaud.

Then Xu Yi took a step ahead of the free throw line and took a serious step towards the center line. Ye Hongyu knew that he was inPedometer, knowing that he is going to have a difficult time this time, can't help but look forward to it.

Xu Yi didn't dribble the ball this time, but just started to run with one hand, just after entering the free throw line one step,Start to jump at the fastest speed, hold the ball high with the right hand, lean slightly forward to the left, and draw a beautiful line.The arc slammed the ball into the net, and everyone cheered loudly.

Ye Hongyu was also impressed. It turned out that the dunk I saw at the scene was completely different from the one I saw in the video.I didn't think he jumped very high and handsome, but when he was watching from the side, when Xu Yi vacated the air, he felt good.Elegant, no wonder it is said that boys who play basketball are the most handsome.

Xu Yi was a little dissatisfied, shook his head, and ran back to the center line to prepare to do it again, Chen Pippi gave the two girlsThe student explained: "Xu Yi took off just now.The distance is a little short, and the free throw line is a big step, and the buckle is not very comfortableexhibition.

Ah, that was not good enough just now, Ye Hongyu and Tang Xiaotang began to look forward to it excitedly, looking at Xu Yi.He rushed over from the side. This time, he jumped in a good position. He was more than ten centimeters back than before. Xu Yi's legsThey all curled up in the air, feeling that the height in the air is almost higher than Tang Xiaotang's height.In the exhalation, the basketball rubbed the edge of the frame and buckled in.

Tang Xiaotang happily rushed over, picked up the basketball and handed it to Xu Yi, then asked, "Can you be like the one on the Internet?Like, make a circle in the air and then buckle in? "

Xu Yi was stunned for a while, very depressed: "Xiaotang, I'm only 1.86 meters, and I am one step in the free throw line.The limit is too high, and you can only use one hand but not both hands. Your requirements are too high. "

Tang Xiaotang turned to Chen Pippi: "Aren't you 1.95 meters, can you turn around?"

Chen Pippi also looked depressed: "I'm too heavy, and my jumping is far worse than Xu Yi. Of course I can't do it.Can't do it either. "

A group of golfers next to them were very happy to see it, and laughed: "It turns out that Brother Xiang and Brother Bird have times when they can't."

Only then did Tang Xiaotang realize that his request was too much, and hurriedly made a round of it: "It's okay, it's okay.The relationship, just now Xu Yi dunk is pretty enough, like flying past me. "

Yes, it really seemed to be flying, Ye Hongyu felt so fascinated, and said to Tang Xiaotang enviously: "I must be reborn as a tall boy in my next life, dunking is so handsome."

Chen Pippi smiled and said to Ye Hongyu: "This is not difficult, you can do it easily."

Looking at Tang Xiaotang and Ye Hongyu's disbelieving expressions, Chen Pippi waved and called out to another venue.Brother practicing ball: "Bean, come and play."

The boy named Douzi is very thin and short, only about 160cm, even slightly shorter than Ye HongyuA little bit, but I like to play basketball. I hang out with Chen Pippi and the others all day long. When I hear hello, I immediately hugRunning over with the ball: "Brother Xiang, did you call me?"

Xu Yi smiled at Douzi and said, "Come on, buckle one, and open your eyes to your sister-in-law."

Douzi said with a smile, "Okay!" Then he returned to the midline and started dribbling the ball. Chen Pipi and Xu Yi were on the left and right.Stand on either side one step away from the hoop.

When Douzi took off from between Chen Pipi and Xu Yi, the two of them stretched out their hands and quickly put them on Douzi's waist.In between, they followed his take-off and went up together, and the bean flew straight up, dunking the ball into the ball very easily.In the basket, the three of them cooperated very well. It seems that they usually play like this.

Chen Pippi turned his head and explained to the two girls that as long as there is a suitable help next to him when he takes off, the generalIt's no problem for a passer to jump one meter more, beans can dunk, so can the two of them.

A big man of about 1.8 meters and about 200 pounds ran out: "Brother Xiang, Brother Bird, I want to buckle too.basket! "

Xu Yi was very depressed: "Go away!"

Everyone laughed and encouraged the two girls to come up to practice their hands, and then the two girls who didn't know the depth ofGoing up, then Tang Xiaotang threw the ball in the air, and when it landed, he fell a fart, Ye Hongyu got better,Both hands dunked the ball on the basket and bounced it, and also fell a fart.

Chen Pippi sighed: "Why don't you two feel any penalty kicks, haven't you learned basketball in high school gym class?"

The two girls shook their heads together, Chen Pippi was helpless: "Then you should practice dribbling and layup for at least a month.To deduct blue. "

Tang Xiaotang let out a sigh, turned to look at Ye Hongyu, she was eager to try, and sighed in her heart.Annoyed, I'm about to be pulled into the water by this little fish who loves to try new things.

Then, Chen Pippi and Xu Yi, who went too far, actually asked Douzi to teach them two dribbles on the sidelines, and thisThe two guys continued to play halftime. The single dogs thought that Brother Xiang and Brother Bird were too mighty. There were two of them.Such a beautiful girlfriend doesn't even wait on her body.

Tang Xiaotang only practiced for ten minutes, and knew that he was definitely not the material. Ye Hongyu began to learn to turn his wrists and control the ball.Now, she can't even shoot well, and she flies at every turn. Compared with the little fish, the motor nerves are really two worlds.

Tang Xiaotang shouted at the field: "Pippi! Pippi!"Tang Xiaotang smiled and said, "You squat down and let me buckle one."

Chen Pippi looked back at the gang of bad friends who were watching the fun, hesitant, and then looked at Tang Xiaotang's tenderness and anger.With a pretty face, the heart squatted down, the leader's happiness is the most important thing, let's talk about it later.

Tang Xiaotang happily climbed up and rode on Chen Pippi's neck, Chen Pippi stood up with a bitter face and walked to theUnder the basket, Xu Yi smiled and handed the ball to her. Tang Xiaotang reached out and dunked the ball into the basket.

The crowd applauded and shouted, "Sister-in-law is mighty! Brother Elephant is mighty!"

Tang Xiaotang got off Chen Pippi contentedly and said to Ye Hongyu, "Okay, I've already dunked,I'll never play basketball again. You can learn from Xu Yi yourself. I'm going back to the dormitory. "

Ye Hongyu smiled and said yes, and then watched Chen Pippi help Tang Xiaotang, who was limping, to the dormitory area.That fart fell hard just now.Tang Xiaotang couldn't think of anything at this time, she twisted Chen Pippi's ears to make him crouch down, and then climbed up.What kind of legend will it become when it comes to the heroic appearance on his shoulders. In the school basketball altar God blocks the killing God Tank Chen Pippi, inIn front of her girlfriend, she is like a little sheep, and she is willing to suffer the humiliation of her crotch in front of everyone's eyes.

A week later, the nickname "Shrew of Tangmen" spread like wildfire, and Tang Xiaotang was so angry that he wanted to hit the wall.

When Tmall Girl heard this nickname, she asked her a little strangely: "You said that Chen Pippi is so strong,You are so light, you can just let him lift you up to dunk, why do you have to sit on his neck?"

Tang Xiaotang was stunned for a long time. When Mo Shanshan and Ye Hongyu walked into the dormitory, they happened to see Tang Xiaotang.The scene of smashing the computer table with the forehead.

However, this is a later story, and after Chen Pippi left with Tang Xiaotang that day, Xu Yi let Douzi go in a depressed mood.Play ball and accompany Ye Hongyu by yourself. Chen Si also came here. He is a real point guard, with better dribbling skills than Xu Yi.many.

Half an hour later, watching Ye Hongyu, whose body swayed rhythmically from side to side and dribbled the ball freely with his hands crossed, Chen Si.I couldn't help but ask: "The women's basketball team lacks good point guards, Xiaoyu, are you interested, Xu Yi and I will help you train,You can definitely play CUBA as a main defender in three months."

Ye Hongyu shook his head: "I just want to get familiar with the feeling of hitting the ball and then dunk, I don't like to snatch around on the court.look. "Chen Si sighed, very heartbroken:" Like Xu Yi, he is also dead and aliveIn the school team, you are much more talented than him. I have never seen a girl with such a fast dribbling speed,It's faster than most boys to get started, and you can run so well, it's a waste not to play basketball. "

Xu Yi smiled and said nothing, Chen Si treats basketball as a second life, but Ye HongyuIt is to want to play all the fun things, and the two have a common language to be considered a ghost.

After the training, when walking to Xu Yi's house outside the school, Ye Hongyu said to Xu Yi a little depressed: "Just nowI didn't feel it when I was exercising, but when I stopped, I felt that my butt hurt when I fell. "

Xu Yi teased her with a smile: "Then I'll rub it for you at night?"

Ye Hongyu nodded with a smile: "Okay." Then she felt a little down for a moment: "It's a pity that I can't use the post-entry style today.. "

Xu Yi was really taken aback when he said such blatant words on campus, and he looked around and no one was relieved.: "Little fish, didn't we just do it yesterday?"

Ye Hongyu looked righteous: "But if you rub my butt, I will definitely be seduced by you.Do……"

Xu Yi smiled: "I should think so too."

Ye Hongyu was a little happy, and hugged Xu Yi's arm hard.

However, this night, Ye Hongyu finally broke her promise. After venting twice, she turned over and knelt on the bed.He was reluctant to move, and let Xu Yi insert it from behind, and in the continuous impact, the pain of falling on his buttocks hurt.Chu, but brought her even more intense stimulation, making her almost faint during the final orgasm.

Ten days later, Ye Hongyu started to raise the ball with one hand for layup, and half a month later, Ye Hongyu made a layupWhen it reached 90%, Chen Si has been beside her to persuade her to join the school team.

Twenty days later, with the help of Chen Pippi and Xu Yi, Ye Hongyu dunked five consecutive dunks, all with one hand.After the dunk, he announced that he would never play basketball again, and Chen Si was furious beside him.

However, Ye Hongyu's short basketball career has also become a legend on the court of Zhongda University.Ponytail, the heroic posture of flying obliquely with one hand has been praised by many people who have witnessed it.

Since then, the love between the CUHK ghost girl and the management school grass has become a reality and has become a god in word of mouth.Fairy couple.

When these rumors were passed back to the dormitory via Tmall Girl, Tang Xiaotang and Mo Shanshan smiled and bent over, Ye HongyuBut she still insisted that she and Xu Yi were just ordinary friends who often slept. However, she did not come forward to refute the rumor,It was originally her idea to appear outside with Xu Yi as her boyfriend and girlfriend, but now the suitors are almostExtinction made her feel very refreshed.